23 Wild Screenshots Of Men's Dating App Profiles That Prove Dating Is Absolutely Unhinged Right Now - BuzzFeed

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This guy who shared his love language:

This person who reallllly confessed the wildest secret:

This dude who decided to speak through his dog:

This man who is "not an incel":

This person who's living with an ex and wants help leaving???:

This guy who didn't feel like filling out his profile:

And this one who just wants people to ask him questions instead of filling out anything:

This guy who had some verrrry interesting preferences in his bio:

This guy who thinks you should feel ✨ lucky ✨ if he matched with you:

This individual who decided to teach the ~ladies~ a lesson on how to attract the "man of their dreams":

This awful gym bro who's looking for a "soulmate":

And this person who really bragged about their personal best at the gym:

This person who was very honest about what they're looking for — but not so honest about their age:

Oh, and this person who also lied about their age on their profile:

Anyone else noticing a pattern?

This guy who lied about his height to be quirky and cute:

This "older" dude who's looking for "health conscious fit souls":

This person who is definitely NOT a murderer:

This person who had the audacity to list all of these "red flags" in his bio:

And finally, this cheater who can change:

WHEW. What's the wildest thing you've ever seen on someone's dating profile? Let us know in the comments below.